There's this guy who could sing through his butt... He goes to audition with this producer who has a variety show. The producer asks to hear him, so he drops his drawers and does a medley from "Barber of Seville", in perfect Italian. Well the producer is really impressed. He books him for the Saturday night show. When the time comes for his act, the MC announces the "Man with the singing butt" and the crowd goes wild. He walks out, bows to the applause. He turns his back to the crowd, drops his drawers, bends over, grunts and shit blisters the people in the front row. The stage manager gets the stage hook and pulls him offstage and yells, "What in the hell are you doingтА╜ I don't believe this! You'll never work in this town again!" The guy looks offended and says, " Sir, even the great Caruso has to clear his throat!"