Limericks Pretend that America's pastime is limericks instead of baseball. So two men, Earl P. Erickson, a Harvard graduate and valedictorian, and Billy Steaz, who dropped out of highschool as a senior. These bright men were in a competition for limericks. They had been in a even field for two days, neither being beaten, nor gaining the upper hand. Today would be their last day. So the MC had a box full of papers with words for the men to make limericks out of. The MC reaches into the box and digs around for a while and pulls out a paper. ""Earl and Billy, you word will be.."" At this point Billy is brought to a soundproof room so he does not hear the word. ""'Timbuktu'!"" silence everywhere! No one can beleive it! Earl would be the first to try to make the limerick. The MC tells him he has five minutes to think of a rhyme. 1 minute.... 3 minutes.... 4 minutes.... 4 minutes 54 seconds...""I got it!"" Earl shouts. ""Okay Earl, tell us what you got."" ""Sitting on my camel, through the desert I go, just a lonely mammal, much to my woah. To the city here I come, I can see it like the rising sun, up one hump, then up two, on my way to Timbuktu!"" The crowd is stunned! Earl had used Timbuktu! Next it was Billy's turn. Earl was put into the rooms while Billys five minutes started. 30 seconds..... 1 minute. ""I got it!"" The MC can't believe it! ""Umm okay Billy, whacha got?"" ""Me and my friend Tim, a hunting we did go, when we came upon three ladies, laying in a row, since they was many, and we was few, I buck one and Timbuktu!""