Marshall Jokes

Marshall's trip to the ER Marshall goes to check into the ER and complains that his knees are weak and his arms feel heavy. His nurse jokingly asks if his palms are sweaty and if there is vomit on his sweater already. Marshall never replied because he was having a stroke.

The fisherman and the marshall There was this guy out on his boat catching some fish. The marshal saw this guy and told him hey you can't fish here unless you have a permit. So show me your permit! The guy says to the Marshall no no you don't understand these are my pet fish. Everyday I come to the lake let them swim around for some freedom and then at the end of the day I catch them and take them home. The Marshall completely dumbfounded says that's impossible I have to see this! So the man put…

A woman is breastfeeding on the airplane when the air marshall approaches her. ""Ma'am, cover yourself immediately and prepare to be detained"" ""What are you saying!? I'm not doing anything wrong!"" ""You can't bring explosives on an airplane ma'am, and your breasts are dynamite!""

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?” “Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.“ “I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.” “I’d like to see that.” So Marsha…