Marshal Jokes

An apartment building in Harlem burns down to the ground A black family of eight lived on the first floor. There were no survivors. A Mexican family of ten lived on the second floor. Nobody survived the blaze. A Muslim family of twelve lived on the third floor. Everybody perished there as well. A white family of four lived on the fourth floor. Nobody was injured. A news crew covering the story interviews the fire marshal. They ask him how could that be. ""Simple"" the fire marshal says. ""Everyb…

The fisherman and the marshall There was this guy out on his boat catching some fish. The marshal saw this guy and told him hey you can't fish here unless you have a permit. So show me your permit! The guy says to the Marshall no no you don't understand these are my pet fish. Everyday I come to the lake let them swim around for some freedom and then at the end of the day I catch them and take them home. The Marshall completely dumbfounded says that's impossible I have to see this! So the man put…

During its heyday the Wells Fargo Company employed a number of specialized stagecoaches such as one with a church for Sunday operation. One of the more popular models featured a darkroom on board, so passengers who took pictures could have them processed en route and the prints delivered at their destination. One day a stagecoach equipped with a darkroom was headed for Wichita when, passing through a small town, it was intercepted by the local marshal, who said, ""Halt in the name of the law!"" …

A general, air marshal and admiral were arguing over whose men were the toughest. The general says, “Alright, I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get overhere!” The private reports as ordered, “Yes sir?” The general says, “See that man over there? Kill him!” Without hesitating, the private kills the man. The general says, “See? That man has balls!” The air marshal says, "That’s nothing. AC, get over here!” The aircraftsman reports, “Yes, sir?” The air marsha…

Three women break out of prison... ..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hear the marshal and his men coming so they duck into a near by potato barn. They find three potato sacks and jump in covering themselves from head to toe. The marshal sends his deputy into the potato barn to check it out. The deputy see's the three sacks looking out of place, so he steps up to the sack with the redhead and kicks it. "Woof." says the redhead. "Just a dog in there." says the not to bright deputy. …