General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: тАЬSo how are your men?тАЭ тАЬVery well trained, Gral. McKenzie.тАЬ тАЬI hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see theyтАЩre the bravest men all over the country.тАЭ тАЬWell, my men are very brave, too.тАЭ тАЬIтАЩd like to see that.тАЭ So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: тАЬPrivate Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!тАЭ тАЬAre you crazy? ItтАЩd kill me, you idiot! IтАЩm out of here!тАЭ As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: тАЬYou see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.тАЭ