Mario Kart Jokes

Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.

I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.

i wish u could kill cops in mario kart

*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*

Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart

Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife

I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. "Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?" *hangs up*

Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]

Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events.

If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart

You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road.

Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit

[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road.

After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!

Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race

My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart.