Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.#Mario Kart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.#Mario Kart#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*#Mario Kart#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart#Mario Kart#Facebook#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife#Mario Kart#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. "Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?" *hangs up*#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events.#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart#Mario Kart#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road.#Mario Kart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit#Hillary Clinton#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road.#Hitler#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(#Mario Kart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!#Mario Kart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!#Mario Kart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake. He beat me at Mario Kart.#Mario Kart#Driving#Doctor594🔗 ShareWhatsApp