I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.

I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. "Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?" *hangs up*

Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]

Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events.