Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.

I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.

i wish u could kill cops in mario kart

*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*