Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied.#Malaysian Airlines#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BREAKING NEWS- Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 found after months of search. (Link inside) This is the second biggest disappointment you experienced in the last 24 hours if you watched the Mayweather fight.#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
are YOU tired of everyone taunting and cursing YOU? do YOU fee, no one cares about YOU anymore? Pressure at work? YOU feel like running away from this boring life? fly MALAYSIAN airlines and get LOST or SHOT#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370... And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.#China#Malaysian Airlines#Marriage#Dating0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines I decided not to shower first.#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.#Malaysian Airlines#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you.#Malaysian Airlines#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks#Malaysian Airlines#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly.#Kelly#Malaysian Airlines#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp