Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines I decided not to shower first.#Malaysian Airlines0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied.#Malaysian Airlines#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.#Malaysian Airlines#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp