Luther Jokes

Two schoolgirls are coming home from Sunday school one day... One turns to the other and says, ""Do you believe in the devil?"" The other one says, ""Don't be silly, of course not, the devil is like Santa; it's only your dad."" Season one episode two of the BBC's Luther. **** *http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Luther/70175633

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, ""Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."" Luther ask…

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, ""Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a 'lil bit different. The last few times, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Maui, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Bahamas and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."" Luther as…

It was a long day at the gates of heaven, and St Peter was ready to go home The final man in line walked up. He was a little man, wearing a tuxedo which looked like it had been scorched, and he was holding a golden baton. The man's appearance was otherwise unremarkable, but for the gigantic, shit eating smile on his face. "What happened to you, sir?" "I got hit by lightning in the middle of the 5th Symphony." "Well that's shocking. I have to ask... why are you smiling?" "I can finally sa…