Little Johnny A teacher in Sunday school once asked Little Johnny, ""Johnny, do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny knowledgeably. ""It's just like with Santa Claus. I know it's really my dad.""

The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class ""Children"" begins the Pope. ""Where's Jesus today?"" Little Tommy says: ""He's in my heart."" Little Barry says: ""He's in Heaven."" Little Davey says: ""He's in our bathroom."" The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this. ""Well,"" says Little Davey, ""every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?""

Oh God, I am coming During a group discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, ""I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, ""Oh God, I'm coming!!!

A Sunday School teacher is teaching her class about Hell. She asks the class, ""Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"" A child raises their hand as says, ""Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"" The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child. Another child stands up and says, ""No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."" Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her. …