Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)#Luis Suarez#Liverpool0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting.#Luis Suarez#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Luis Suarez has confessed he had planned on biting Wayne Rooney. However,he also said he doesn't like the taste of shit.#Luis Suarez#Wayne Rooney0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool.#Luis Suarez#Liverpool0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Luis Suarez is teaming up with Joe Hart to advertise Head and bloody Shoulders.#Luis Suarez#Joe Hart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder.#Luis Suarez#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp