Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne""