Roy Hodgson Jokes

England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman.""

Roy Hodgson is on the Jonathan Ross show. Afterwards the host takes his guest down to the local pub. They leave the pub completely smashed and Roy and Jonathan decide to break into a distillery. Roy is the first to open a cask, tastes it, and asks Jonathan, ""Is this whiskey?"" Jonathan replies, ""Not as wisky as wobbing a bank!""

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne""

Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out.

I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room.""

Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat.