Pirate joke!
So Long John Silver's was looking for a mascot to sell their fish on T.V and they were looking for a pirate.
So the first audition walks in and he is the perfect pirate! Peg leg, eye patch and hook for a hand, the perfect pirate look.
The interviewer talks to him for a little bit and finally decides to ask how he lost his leg.
The pirate says, "I had to walk the plank, and a shark came and took me leg!"
Next the interviewer asks about his hook
The pirate says, "some scalawag …