Long John Jokes

Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

A couple pirate jokes (Couple good misdirection jokes) You: What's a pirates favorite military branch? Friend:ARRRMY You: No yee dumbass, it's the coast guard. You:What's a pirates favorite letter? Friend:ARRRR You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C) You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Friend:ARRRBYS You: No. It's Long John Silver's.