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A couple pirate jokes (Couple good misdirection jokes) You: What's a pirates favorite military branch? Friend:ARRRMY You: No yee dumbass, it's the coast guard. You:What's a pirates favorite letter? Friend:ARRRR You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C) You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Friend:ARRRBYS You: No. It's Long John Silver's.

#Long John #Sea #Food #Military #Pirate

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Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

#Long John #Food #Pirate

Another Pirate joke?,"Ok, so this three part one which requires a little build up: Ask, ""what a pirate's favorite letter?"" Usually people get the ""Rrrr"" Ask, ""What's a pirates favorite restaurant?"" Wait for a response: ""Harrrdees"" or ""Arrrbys"" and lastly ask ""What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"" At this point you should get ""the ARrrrrmy"" and you reply ""No it's the Navy stupid!""

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Another Pirate joke? Ok, so this three part one which requires a little build up: Ask, "what a pirate's favorite letter?" Usually people get the "Rrrr" Ask, "What's a pirates favorite restaurant?" Wait for a response: "Harrrdees" or "Arrrbys" and lastly, ask "What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?" At this point you should get "the ARrrrrmy" and you reply "No it's the Navy stupid!"

#Food #Military #Pirate #Q&A

The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.

#Us Army #Al Qaeda #Food #Military