Little Jimmy wears a special helmet Little Jimmy comes home from school and asks his mom, ""Mommy, none of the other kids at school wear helmets. Why do *I* have to wear one?"" Jimmy's mother looked around thinking of a good answer. ""Well, Honey,"" she replied. ""You need to put on *extra* protection because accidents happen.."" Jimmy stared back at her for a second until he said, ""But how come Daddy doesn't have to wear a helmet? I hear you say that to him every other night!"" edit: formattin…