Jimmy sleeps with his teacher... Jimmy comes home from school, and announces to his mother, ""Guess what! I just slept with my teacher!"". Furious, his mother orders him to his room and tells him to wait until his father gets home. An hour later, Jimmy's father arrives. ""Go upstairs, your son has slept with his teacher!"" Jimmy's father goes upstairs, pats his son on the back, and says, ""Jimmy, I am proud of you. Let's go and get that bike you always wanted!"" So they go to the store and the d…

Not so funny after all. Little Jimmy came home from school one day and walked into his parents bedroom, where he saw his mom and dad going at it. Without his mother seeing, Jimmy's dad gave his son a thumbs up and kept on going. The next day Jimmy's father comes home from work and walks into his son's room to see what he was up to. When he walked in he saw Jimmy had his grandmother tied to the bed and was doing unimaginable things to her..His father yelled ""JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" Jimmy rep…

Butterfly A 5th grade student, Jimmy, was sitting in class. The teacher was asking all the students to name their favourite bug. Soon it was Jimmy's turn to say his favourite bug. Teacher: What's your favourite bug Jimmy? Jimmy: Butterfly's The teacher was furious at Jimmy. The teacher was so upset that he immediately sent Jimmy down to the office. Jimmy went to the office and sat down. At some point the principal came along and starting talking to Jimmy. Principal: What are you doing here Jimmy…

Guess what it is, Jimmy A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss and asked him, "Do you know what this is?" The boy replied, "No." The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." He does so and the teacher asked him, "Now do you know what it is?" Li…