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Danny Scream Daniel Irwin was a private in my division, but none of us called him that. Everyone called him Danny Scream, because the night before our division would move out, he would scream bloody murder in his bunk. Got chewed out quite a few times for it. Anyways, our convoy was in a valley south of Kabul when this huge force of jihadists came over the ridge and descended on us. Danny was on the 50 cal a few Humvees back. I owe my life to him, because he took out so many of them. I remember,

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My friend Dan So I've got a friend, Dan, who just came back from 3 months deployment. Hes one of my best friends, and hes actually a lieutenant in the army because he's pretty talented, and the night he came back we went to party and i slept at his house. In the morning i got up early and tried cooking him breakfast. He woke up about the same time i did and i told him i was gonna make us some food. So i look in the fridge, and upon realizing it hasn't been stocked up because he just got back fro

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Lieutenant Dan has to deliver bad news. One day, from the office of the General of the Army comes a letter for Lieutenant Dan bearing bad news. Private John's wife had passed away in a horrible car accident. The General strongly suggested that breaking the news lightly to John would be course of action. Lieutenant Dan, with his ruthless rude attitude forged by strict old school army rules, confidently assures the General that everything will be done by the book. The following day, at 6.00 AM, al

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