Lacy Jokes

City Life The Colonel's only daughter was the most important person in his world, and he'd protected her fiercely her entire seventeen years. But when Belle asked for an all-expense-paid two-week shopping spree in New York City for her eighteenth birthday, well, hell, the Colonel couldn't say no to his little Georgia peach. When Belle returned from her birthday getaway, she invited twelve of her closest friends to the manse so she could show off the treasures she'd scored. In the midst of modeli…

A man goes to a brothel ... and picks out a beautiful woman to be with. She leads him upstairs, perfume trailing behind her, long dark hair swishing against her perfect body. They get to a room decorated with velvet and candles and paintings of 18th century ships and she closes the door behind them. She stands in front of the door with one hand on her hip, and the other dangling loosely to her side, her satin robe open in the front and revealing a lacy corset that pushes up the most perfect bre…