Jung Jokes

As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that.""

Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung.

I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung.

Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung.

I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung

In 1910 Freud was old But his student was Jung

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?,"Only the good die Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age.