If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now.

Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?""

As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that.""

I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung.