Jim Morrison Jokes

If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now.

Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?""

A dad sends his son to his room ""Go to your room!"" Dad exclaimed, frustrated at his son's behavior. ""Jim Morrison is overrated!"" yelled the son as he stormed down the hall. The dad yelled furiously, ""What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?!""

Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!""

Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

A dad and his daughter are having an argument... The daughter gets really frustrated with the situation, and goes to leave the room. When she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!". Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".

A daughter is in a fierce argument with her father The dad is yelling, she's inconsolable and crying. She finally gets sick and tired of it, and storms up to her bedroom. Before entering, she lashes out at her father "Oh, and more thing: Jim Morrison is a terrible artist!" The father, filled with rage yells back "Young lady, there will be NO slamming of The Doors in this house!"

A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious. Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile". His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"

I got into a fight with my father when I told him Jim Morrison wasn't talented. He forced me to go to my room. I slammed my door behind me, and my dad said, "Don't you ever slam The Doors in my house again!"

My friend said, “Do you want to come see my band play this weekend? The doors open at 8.” Me: How’s that possible? I thought Jim Morrison was dead.

I got into a fight with my father when I told him Jim Morrison wasn't talented. He forced me to go to my room. I slammed my door behind me

Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"

An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"

An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!" Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side.