If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now.

Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?""

A dad sends his son to his room ""Go to your room!"" Dad exclaimed, frustrated at his son's behavior. ""Jim Morrison is overrated!"" yelled the son as he stormed down the hall. The dad yelled furiously, ""What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?!""

Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!""