Julius Jokes

Smart parrot A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems. Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house. Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan Poe recited by Julius, my parrot! He points out to the parrot and gives him the signal to start reciting. Parrot remains in silence. The poor guy insists with the signal and after 10 minutes with a spea…

Once upon a time in ancient Rome... ...There lived 3 very important politicians. Brutus was a schemer, and a very ambitious man. No one trusted him, but everyone worked with him. Julius Caesar was unpopular with the politicians of Rome, but the people loved him. Julius was a consul of Rome. Marc Antony was the third politician in question, and he was just the sort of guy that everybody liked. So Julius Caesar was running once again for consul of Rome, and he experienced a sudden drop in the poll…