So Joseph Stalin is giving a speech, and all of a sudden, someone sneezes, interrupting his speech. Stalin gets mad and asks, ""Who sneezed?"". Stalin asks once again, ""Who sneezed?"" When nobody comes forward, Stalin says ""Very well. First row, stand up!"". The first row in the crowd stands up, and a firing squad shoots them all. ""Who sneezed?"", Stalin asks again, but nobody comes forward. ""Alright, second row, stand up!"". The second row stands up and they are shot by the firing squad. ""…