So Joseph Stalin is giving a speech, and all of a sudden, someone sneezes, interrupting his speech. Stalin gets mad and asks, ""Who sneezed?"". Stalin asks once again, ""Who sneezed?"" When nobody comes forward, Stalin says ""Very well. First row, stand up!"". The first row in the crowd stands up, and a firing squad shoots them all. ""Who sneezed?"", Stalin asks again, but nobody comes forward. ""Alright, second row, stand up!"". The second row stands up and they are shot by the firing squad. ""…

"I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin

[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE

Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt. Stalin says, ""I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."" ""No, I have a better idea,"" says Kruchev. ""We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."" ""Tovarishi, you're trying too hard,"" Brezhnev cuts in. ""We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka,…