Johnnie Walker Jokes

Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?

A Rabbi, a Lutheran Priest and a Catholic Priest are preparing for a party First the Rabbi goes into a liquor store and grabs Hennessy, Then the Lutheran Priest goes into the liquor store and grabs Makers Mark Finally the Catholic Priest goes into the preschool and grabs Johnnie Walker

An Indian lady walks into a bar for the first time... and sat infront of the bartender. There were two men sitting beside her. One on her left and one on her right. The man on the right said to the bartender: ""Jack Daniels, single."" The man on the left said to the bartender: ""Johnnie Walker, single."" Then the bartender looked the the lady and said: ""And you??"" The lady replied: ""Aakaanksha Kapoor, married!""

A husband's tale Friend: What you doing bro? Husband: Just finished dinner with wife and now scotch..... Friend: Nice, which one Chivas Regal or Johnnie Walker? Husband: No no...... Scotch Brite, my wife gave me for cleaning the dishes.

Whiskey joke. Johnnie walker, Jim Beam and Evan Williams spend all night at the bar. Who pays the tab? Who gets a cab? Who goes home with a girl on the rag? Johnnie obviously doesn't get a cab. Despite having a unique taste, but also is the most expensive. So he pays the tab. Jim frequents many bars and isn't sure which one he's at or how to get home so he calls a cab. And Evan Williams, well he's just a nasty S.O.B.

John Wayne vs. Johnnie Walker What the difference between John Wayne and Johnnie Walker? Johnnie Walker is still killing indians.