John Wayne It was a slow day for Mike. He was hunched over the counter doing the crossword in newspaper to pass time as he waited for customers to visit his shop. The door opened and the bell rang, in walks his good friend Johnny. ""Hey there Johnny! How ya doin'? What can I get you, buddy?"" ""Hey Mike, doing good. Just a little short of money this month and we're all out of toilet paper."" ""Gee, that's too bad Johnny. Tell ya what. I've got a delivery of a shipment of unbranded toilet paper. …