An atheist dies, goes to hell, and finds himself in a lush park with butterflies.
His physical body has transformed back into its prime and he's then greeted by Satan who says "Why hello there! Welcome to hell. Let me show you around, you're gonna love it here."
Satan points to a nice house and says "what do you think of this house?" The atheist replies "It's beautiful, I could never afford anything like that in my life." Satan gave him a key ring and said "well it's yours now. Free utilites, …