John Deere Lawyer Jokes

Old southern farmer walks into a law office to get a divorce The farmer says, I want a deevorce. The lawyer asks, do you have grounds? Farmer: Yes I have 40 acres. Lawyer: No No I mean do you have a case? Farmer: No I have a John Deere Lawyer: UGH, you are not getting it, do you have a grudge?? Farmer: Yea, that is where I keep my John Deere. Frustrated Lawyer: OK lets try this, what is wrong with her, is she a nagger? Farmer: No but our son is that is why I want the deeeeevorce

Divorce A hillbilly walked into an lawyer's office wanting to file for divorce. Lawyer: ""May I help you?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"". Lawyer: ""Well do you have any grounds?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got about a hundred acres."" Lawyer: ""No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" Hillbilly: ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" Lawyer: ""I mean, do you have a grudge?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."" Lawyer:…