Divorce A hillbilly walked into an lawyer's office wanting to file for divorce. Lawyer: ""May I help you?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"". Lawyer: ""Well do you have any grounds?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got about a hundred acres."" Lawyer: ""No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" Hillbilly: ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" Lawyer: ""I mean, do you have a grudge?"" Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."" Lawyer:…

An farmer walks in to a lawyer's office in Alabama... And he says to the lawyer, ""Sir, I'd like to get a divorce."" To which the lawyer says, ""Well, do you have a suit?"" ""Yes, I sure do"", the man replies. ""Wear it to church every Sunday."" ""That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?"" ""No, you see I've always been a John Deere man myself. Never had a Case in my life."" ""Sir, do you have any issues with your wife. Did she cheat on you, is she a niggard?"" To which the farmer replies, ""…

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ""May I help you?"" The farmer said, ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."" The attorney said, ""well do you have any grounds?"" The farmer said, ""Yea, I got about 140 acres."" The attorney said, "" No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" The farmer said, ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" The attorney said, ""No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"" Th…

A Farmer goes to town and enters a lawyer's office. "Mr. Lawyer," he says, "I'd like to get one of them die-vorces." "Well," replies the lawyer, "do you have any grounds?" "Yessir, 'bout 180 acres out near the county line." "No, what I meant was, do you have a case?" "Naw, but I do have a John Deere." "No, No, No, do you have a grudge?" "Yup, park my John Deere in it evry night." "Look here, do you have a suit?" "'Course, wear it to church evry Sunday." "You're not making this easy on…