A Farmer goes to town and enters a lawyer's office. "Mr. Lawyer," he says, "I'd like to get one of them die-vorces." "Well," replies the lawyer, "do you have any grounds?" "Yessir, 'bout 180 acres out near the county line." "No, what I meant was, do you have a case?" "Naw, but I do have a John Deere." "No, No, No, do you have a grudge?" "Yup, park my John Deere in it evry night." "Look here, do you have a suit?" "'Course, wear it to church evry Sunday." "You're not making this easy on…

Redneck Divorce A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deer…

A farmer walked into a attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce... The farmer said; "Yea, I want to get me one of those Day-vorces." The attorney said; "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said; "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said; "No sir, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said; "No I don't have a case, but I have a John Deere....." The attorney said; "No, you don't understand, do you have any grudges?" The farmer said; "Yea I have a grudge, …

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office... ... wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Atto…