A farmer walked into a attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce... The farmer said; "Yea, I want to get me one of those Day-vorces." The attorney said; "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said; "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said; "No sir, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said; "No I don't have a case, but I have a John Deere....." The attorney said; "No, you don't understand, do you have any grudges?" The farmer said; "Yea I have a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said; "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said; "Yea, I have a suit wear it to Church on Sundays." The attorney said; "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said; "No sir, we both get up at 04:30." The attorney then said; "Well is she a nagger?" "No," said the farmer; "She's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this here Day-Vorce!"