Joel Jokes

So three guys are captured by a South American tribe... Three guys, Ben, Joel, and Josh are walking through the South American jungle one day when they are captured by an indigenous tribe and are told they will be allowed to go if they complete a trial. After some discussion they all agree and they ask what the trial involves, they are told they each need to go off and find ten of any type of fruit they can find. Josh searches hard and finally finds some small red berries, when he comes back, he…

Three men get captured. (slightly long) Three men (Bob Joel and Steve) go hiking on a tropic island where they get captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief told the three men that if they can do two things they would be set free. If they couldn't they would be eaten. The chief told the three men to go pick ten fruit of there choice and bring them back to them. Bob goes comes back first with ten pears. The chief tells him if he can fit all ten in his anus without showing emotion he will be set f…

Datsun cogs There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not. When all of sudden one day, *chug chug chug* it breaks down. So he decides to go back to the shed to grab his tractor and tow it back. He pulls apart his Datsun Ute and does all the fault finding and diagnostics you can imagine. He pulls apart the gearbox and finds a broken cog. So he calls up the Datsun…

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a ""dream home. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. Joel, she said, I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath. Don't worry. replied her husband. If the neighbors …