Jimmy Choo Jokes

Got more like these ? 1. Neil arms weak. Neil joins gym. Neil does chin-ups. Neil Armstrong 2. William making fruit shake. William took pears. William put them in glass. William Shakespeare 3. Jimmy goes to restaurant. Jimmy sits down. Jimmy gets food. Jimmy Choo 4. Tony makes movie. Tony works hard. Tony earns fans. Tony Star k 5. Alan feels happy. Alan runs hard. Alan falls in gutter. Alan Reekman (Rickman) 6. Usain shit scared. Usain screams. Usain close doors. Usain Bolt. Got more lik…

A hot billionaire walks into a bar So this guy walks into a bar. He's wearing a gorgeous hand-tailored Savile Row suit with an Hermes necktie, Ferragamo shoes, and a gold Patek Phillipe wristwatch, while holding a key fob for a Ferrari. His hair is perfect, he has a chiseled jaw, strong arms, and a golden tan. He has a BEAUTIFUL woman on each arm, both of them wearing Harry Winston jewelry, Jimmy Choo shoes, and finest Milanese couture. Also, instead of a head, the man has an orange (the frui…