A hot billionaire walks into a bar
So this guy walks into a bar. He's wearing a gorgeous hand-tailored Savile Row suit with an Hermes necktie, Ferragamo shoes, and a gold Patek Phillipe wristwatch, while holding a key fob for a Ferrari. His hair is perfect, he has a chiseled jaw, strong arms, and a golden tan.
He has a BEAUTIFUL woman on each arm, both of them wearing Harry Winston jewelry, Jimmy Choo shoes, and finest Milanese couture.
Also, instead of a head, the man has an orange (the frui…