So old Jed is screwing his goat when a neighbor witnesses this unspeakable act of bestiality.
The neighbor calls the cops, and Jed is arrested. Jed goes to a lawyer, explains the case, and the lawyer says, "I can defend you for $5,000."
"What's the point?" says Jed. "My neighbor witnessed the whole thing. Why should I waste $5,000? They're gonna find me guilty for sure."
"Don't you worry none," says the lawyer. "The key to any trial is the jury, and believe me, I know how to pick a jury." S…