Jared Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants.

Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one

jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!

Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs.

A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared""

Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared

Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches.

Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants.

Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO

Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu

My kid has slept over at Jared Fogle's house plenty of times and there's never been a problem. And as long as Jared keeps my Subway card full of points he will continue not having any problems.

No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs.

What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners

Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind

Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns.

Insane asylum on his short walk from work to home Jared has to pass by a mental institution. Although it is completely blocked off by a brickwall he sometimes hears the patients enjoying their time outside. One day while passing the asylum Jared heare a slow steady chant from the inmates. ""Four.. four.. four..four..four..four.."" Both suprise and curious Jared starts searching the brick wall for a crack so he can see why they are chanting when by luck he finds a decent sized hole in the wall. H…

Delivery Disclaimer: Racist, but a black man told it to me, so I'm allowed to share. There's a really kind-hearted delivery truck driver whose name is Steve. Steve has some good friends that he knows through work. One of his best friends is named Wally. Wally's wife had come down with pneumonia, so Wally, who is assigned to deliver a truckload of bowling balls through a storm, asks Steve to take care of the delivery for him. Being such a kind-hearted person, Steve agrees. Steve leaves early beca…

Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims

I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who

I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)

What's Jared Fogle's favorite band? Minor Threat

How did Trump propose to Putin? He went to Jared.