How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu.#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds""#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared.#Jared#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie.#Jared#Little Debbie#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Jared and a piece of jewelery have in common? They both come in small packages#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat.#Jared0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs.#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns.#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same? Because he loves to abuse A Minor.#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared.#Jared0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter.""#Jared0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off.#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one.#Jared#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure.#Jared#Susie#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh""#Jared#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp