Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer

Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go.

Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil

*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared