Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer

Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil

*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared

I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants.