Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared.

A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared""

(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy?","(Mom sad): He went to Jared.

(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy? (Mom, sad): He went to Jared.