Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil

*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared

Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off.

When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it... Child Pawn.