January Took Jokes

A blonde's year in review. **January** Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. **February** Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! **March** Got really excited......finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...... Box said ' 2-4 years!' **April** Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! **May** Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! **June** T…

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said ""2-4 years."" April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake wit…

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said ""2-4 years!"" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ? power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake…