Janes Jokes

A young woman named Jane received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Jane tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to ""clean up"" the bird's vocabulary. Finally Jane was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jane shook the parrot and the parrot got…

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter ""Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?"" ""Gosh!"" exclaimed Jane ""Are we getting a dog?""

""Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?"" asked Jane's best friend. ""Why shouldn't I?"" said Jane. ""Well maybe he is having an affair?"" ""No way"" said Jane ""he never returns with any fish...""

After working together for a while, Frank and Jane's office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!" ANI…