Milk Cow There's an old poor dirt farming family, living on an old poor dirt farm, trying to raise dirt. And the only thing they had that was worth anything at all was this milk cow. It was a really good milk cow, gave a lot of high grade milk. Then they'd take the milk, and make milk and cheese, and sell the excess to get food. And the only thing keeping them going was this milk cow. Now one day, the farmer woke up and he looked outside, and he noticed that his milk cow was dead. He didn't know…

The Lion's Birthday Here's a joke my dad told me once. The story is set in the jungle. It's the lion's birthday today, and everyone is rushing to get the king a birthday present. The lion demands food. Everybody lines up. The lion roars, ""If you get me something that hurts my teeth, I'll shove it up your ass!"" Everyone is scared. The fox goes first. He brings some small hard nuts. He watches the king chew. ""Ow!"", screams the lion. The lion grabs the poor fox, shoves the nuts up the fox's rea…

Life is all about how we see, interpret & accept things A very rich man took his son to a village to show what **poverty** is all about : After the trip, he asked his son about **poverty...** The son replied : We have 1 dog, they had 4... We have a small pool, they have a long river... We've lamps, they've stars... We've small piece of land, they've large fields... We buy food, they grow theirs & eat fresh... They have friends to play, we don't have friends, we have to play with Computer…

Irish dirt farmers There was a poor dirt farming family in Ireland. All they had was this one milk cow. The would turn the milk to cheese and sell at the market to buy food. Well, one morning, the father wakes up and sees the milk cow dead. So he hangs himself in the tree. The mother wakes up, sees the milk cow dead and her husband hanging from the tree and throws herself into the river and she washes up on the shore. The oldest son wakes up, sees the milk cow dead, his father hanged and, by his…