Jamaica Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta.

In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokémon Go!

What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful.

A middle-aged married couple were members of a party that went snorkelling off Hawaii. After spending an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat except for the wife and a handsome young man. As she continued to explore underwater, she noticed that wherever she swam, he did, too. She continued snorkelling for another forty minutes, and so did he. She felt really flattered by his attention, and as she took off her fins, she coyly asked him why he had remained in the water for so long. "I …

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first-class section, but the flight attendant told her she had to move because she didn't have a first-class ticket. However the blonde refused to move, stating: "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first-class until we reach Jamaica." Next, the senior flight attendant tried to persuade her to move, but the blonde remained defiant, repeating: "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first-class unti…

“My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean for the first time last year”, I told my friend. “Jamaica?” he quizzed. “No, it was her idea!” I replied.